Holiday Humor

“Mom says Christmas isn’t about presents. I think it’s about presents and Jesus.”

“Grandma makes Christmas cookies from scratch. Mom makes them from the refrigerator.”

“I don’t know what frankincense is, but I don’t think Baby Jesus played with it.”

“Our Christmas tree is real. You can tell because Dad keeps complaining about it.”

“Jesus was born in a barn? Grandma would never allow that.”

“Mom says we’re simplifying Christmas this year. I hope Santa didn’t hear her.”

“I asked Santa for a puppy. Mom says Santa and she have already discussed it.”

“The best thing about Christmas at Grandma’s is she thinks I’m still hungry.

Christmas & Winter Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy you believe Christmas is almost here?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snowball. Snowball who? Snowball chance I’m shoveling that driveway again!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas to you!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rudolph. Rudolph who? Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer! Who else would be knocking with a glowing nose?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you’ve been sneaking Christmas cookies!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa. Santa who? Santa little help! My sleigh is stuck in the snow!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wreath. Wreath who? Wreath you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use hiding! I can see you through the window!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? Your Santa impression needs a little practice!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Holly. Holly who? Holly-days are here again!